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| THE WORD OF GAWFF - TESTIMENTO ANTIQUO |
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| A NEW LOOK AT THE HOLY QUEST OF GAWFF |
This ancient scripture was found carved on a rock in the ancient Gaelic Language using the Celtic Ogam alphabet somewhere
near the August National Masters Golf Course in August, Georgia by Whitley Hodges who translated its language into modern
English. Whitley and his Celtic Gawffing buddies, regarding the rock as a highly secret and sacred site, have entered into
a blood oath to protect the location of the carvings at all costs.
Whitley, being divinely inspired by the revealed divine truth of the Testament Antiquo, went into every corner of the
world seeking knowledge and wisdom so he could interpret the words found in the Holy Scriptures. After he studied the Tao
of Gawff in the Buddhist temples of Tibet, the All-encompassing eclecticism of the Hindu religion of India, the Za-Zen meditation
of the Buddhist temples of Japan, and the video teachings of Bobby Jones and others, he also studied the mystical Christian-Druid
teachings of the ancient churches of Scotland and Ireland. After spending many months with a Cherokee Shaman learning how
to whisper to and placate the alligators of the ponds and creeks of the Gawff Courses of Myrtle Beach, Charleston, and Hilton
Head, South Carolina, he became a Druid, Shaman, Alligator Whisperer, and Gawff Guru of the highest order. Finally, he felt
qualified to return to the Deep South, and write his Commentaries to the True Words of the unknown Master(s) of the Holy Scriptures
found carved on the rocks near the Augusta Nation.
Today, Whitley, a former over-the-road 18-wheel truck driver, and a recovering lawyer, is deemed one of the highest Masters
of the Ancient Order of the Druids of Gawff.
The work is often called irreverent, blasphemous, and an attack on the all-male priesthoods of the world who refrain from
playing in the Holy Quest. Well . . .yes!
Whitley has said "If you do not have a Celtic zany bent, and you do not get a thrill from a whipped stick striking
a small white pill, and causing it to hiss through the air over the freshly-cut Bermuda grass of a 6000-yard long sheep pasture
-- well, there's always bungee jumping, line dancing, and bikini-suicide-Frisbee matches at the local park."
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